Upload one photo and your 6 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
Half a year, and the arrival of food — which is really the arrival of opinions about food. Six months is purée on the ceiling and an expression suggesting you have personally betrayed them with a spoon. The Foodie personality was more or less designed for this particular month.
Six months is the first cover where the food jokes have evidence behind them. The Foodie personality and a half-year stat block go together well: the bottle count is real, the outrage is real, and only the phrasing is editorial.
Six months is the sitting shot — propped or, briefly, unpropped. Have someone just out of frame to catch them, shoot fast, and take far more than you think you need. A high chair with food on the face is equally legitimate and ages beautifully.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what a 6 month old actually gets:
Charlotte — with the “The Cuddler” personality:
6 months in. Infinite potential.
I can sit up on my own now. I'd simply rather sit on someone. It's warmer.
1,300+ bottles of milk drunk · 500+ poops · 3,200+ farts (est.) · 700+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 6 months that comes out as 1,300+ bottles of milk drunk, 500+ poops, 3,200+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
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