Upload one photo and your 4 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
Four months brings hands. The baby has discovered they own a pair, and that everything within arm's reach is therefore, technically, theirs. Grabbing is the whole job. The cover reads as a profile of an executive in a distinctly acquisitive phase — enormous ambition, extremely short arms, no legal department.
The Boss personality suits four months, when the grabbing begins and everything within reach becomes a holding. The cover’s register — executive, unbothered, entirely in charge — matches the actual behavior more closely than it has any right to.
Give them something to hold. A four month old grabbing at a toy produces a far better face than one staring at a phone, and hands in frame date the photo better than any sticker does. Side light from a window, as always.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what a 4 month old actually gets:
Charlotte — with the “The Cuddler” personality:
4 months in. Infinite potential.
I can sit up on my own now. I'd simply rather sit on someone. It's warmer.
900+ bottles of milk drunk · 350+ poops · 2,100+ farts (est.) · 450+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 4 months that comes out as 900+ bottles of milk drunk, 350+ poops, 2,100+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
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