Upload one photo and your 8 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
Eight months is mobility without judgment. Something is crawling, and it is heading directly for the one object in the room you would least like it to reach. The cover documents this the way a magazine documents a rising talent: enormous promise, no supervision whatsoever, and several incidents already on record.
Eight months gives the cover a proper narrative: mobile, unsupervised, and with a stat block long enough to imply a track record. The “area for growth” line does a great deal of quiet work at this particular age.
A crawling baby will not stay put, so stop fighting it. Lie on the floor at their level, let them come toward the camera, and shoot continuously. Keep the motion-blurred frames too — one of them usually turns out to be the good one.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what an 8 month old actually gets:
Nora — with the “The Diva” personality:
8 months in. Infinite potential.
I don't crawl. I make my way to the center of the room. There is a difference.
1,800+ bottles of milk drunk · 700+ poops · 4,300+ farts (est.) · 950+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 8 months that comes out as 1,800+ bottles of milk drunk, 700+ poops, 4,300+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
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