Upload one photo and your 3 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
Three months is when the fog thins and a personality starts showing through. There are favorites now: a ceiling fan, one specific song, a particular person who is not you. The stat block gets good here, because there is finally enough material — hours held, songs demanded, opinions registered at considerable volume.
Three months puts real numbers in the stat block for the first time — bottles, outfit changes, and a diaper figure that has stopped being cute. The cover plays every one of them completely straight, which is exactly what makes them land.
Tummy time is the best three-month setup: they push up, the head comes level with the camera, and you get eye contact without having to hold them. Shoot from their level rather than standing over them, and keep the whole thing under five minutes.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what a 3 month old actually gets:
Liam — with the “The Foodie” personality:
3 months in. Infinite potential.
I don't ask when we eat. I announce it. The menu is milk. Table for one, now.
650+ bottles of milk drunk · 250+ poops · 1,600+ farts (est.) · 350+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 3 months that comes out as 650+ bottles of milk drunk, 250+ poops, 1,600+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
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