Upload one photo and your 1 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
One month in, the baby has developed opinions and no way to file them except volume. Nights remain under negotiation, days are a series of demands issued in a language nobody has cracked. The cover treats this as an exclusive interview with someone four weeks into the role who already has extensive notes on management.
One month in, the diaper count has just become genuinely impressive, and the cover reports it with the gravity of a quarterly earnings figure. The interview answers hit differently at four weeks: total confidence from somebody who cannot yet lift their own head.
At one month the head still needs supporting, so shoot them held or lying down and crop in close. Side light from a window shows the face; overhead light flattens it. Aim for the alert stretch after a feed, which is short and the only window you get.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what a 1 month old actually gets:
Mateo — with the “The Menace” personality:
4 weeks in. Infinite potential.
I can't move yet. That is the only thing currently protecting this household.
200+ bottles of milk drunk · 90+ poops · 550+ farts (est.) · 100+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 1 month that comes out as 200+ bottles of milk drunk, 90+ poops, 550+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
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