Upload one photo and your 11 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
Eleven months is the last month of the first year and everybody can feel it coming. Cruising along the furniture now, one hand free, entirely aware that walking is close. The cover works beautifully as a retrospective: a year of stats, and a subject with no memory of any of it.
Eleven months makes the whole cover read as a retrospective. The numbers are near their first-year peak, and the interview answers land as the confident summing-up of somebody who remembers absolutely none of it.
Cruising along the furniture gives you a standing shot without the wobble of actual walking. Shoot at their height and slightly ahead of where they are heading, then let them arrive into the frame.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what an 11 month old actually gets:
Olivia — with the “The Boss” personality:
11 months in. Infinite potential.
I don't wander. I inspect. If it's on the floor it's mine. The floor is vast.
2,500+ bottles of milk drunk · 1,000+ poops · 6,000+ farts (est.) · 1,300+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 11 months that comes out as 2,500+ bottles of milk drunk, 1,000+ poops, 6,000+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
10 months · 9 months · 8 months · 7 months · every month → · First birthday →