Upload one photo and your 10 month old becomes this quarter's cover star — exclusive interview, playful stats worked out from their actual birthday, the works. Free to make and share. The clean, frame-ready file is $7.99.
Ten months brings the first words, or at least the first sounds the household has collectively agreed to call words. Whatever it was, it was probably about the dog. The interview slot earns its keep this month: the quotes get attributed with total confidence and absolutely no supporting evidence.
The pull quote is the star at ten months, because the arrival of first words makes attributing quotes feel almost legitimate. The cover commits entirely to the fiction, which is consistently funnier than hedging it.
Photograph them mid-babble. A ten month old talking gives you a much more alive face than one waiting to be photographed, and it pairs properly with a cover that goes on to attribute them a direct quote.
A real sample, not a mock-up — every number below is worked out from the birthday, so this is what a 10 month old actually gets:
Ezra — with the “The Boss” personality:
10 months in. Infinite potential.
I don't wander. I inspect. If it's on the floor it's mine. The floor is vast.
2,200+ bottles of milk drunk · 900+ poops · 5,400+ farts (est.) · 1,200+ outfit changes
A clear shot of the face works best — we'll frame it like they own the place.
First name, birthday, and a personality. That's the whole interview — we write every word.
Share it free, or grab the clean 8.5×11 file and frame it.
Watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI — prints true-size on letter paper at home.
Making and sharing the cover is free (it carries a small watermark). The paid download is a clean, watermark-free 8.5×11 file at 350 DPI for $7.99 — that's exactly US Letter, so it prints true-size on paper at home or at any print shop.
Upload one photo, add the first name and birthday, and pick a personality. The cover writes itself in under a minute — interview, cover lines, stat block. No account needed.
The birthday. Every number is worked out from how old the baby actually is that day — at 10 months that comes out as 2,200+ bottles of milk drunk, 900+ poops, 5,400+ farts (est.). Nothing is invented, which is what makes the numbers funny.
Yes. Covers live at an unlisted link only you can share, they're never shown publicly or used for advertising, and free covers are automatically deleted after about 30 days.
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