They will be more interested in the wrapping paper. That's fine — the first birthday gift isn't really for them, it's for the two people who survived the year. So give those people something to put on the wall: a full cover, one year in, with an interview that takes the whole operation extremely seriously.
Free to make · no account · frame-ready file $7.99
A real sample — Margot, with the “The Menace” personality:
MARGOT
12 months in. Infinite potential.
I don't have a plan. I have momentum. Blink and it's different. You're welcome.
2,700+ bottles of milk drunk · 1,000+ poops · 6,500+ farts (est.) · 1,400+ outfit changes
The stats scale to their actual age — twelve months of bottles, naps and outfit changes, played straight. It's funnier now and better later.
First birthdays produce an enormous volume of plastic. A framed cover is the one thing in the pile still around at their second birthday.
Print the 8.5×11, put it on the table by the cake, and it does double duty as decor and gift.
One clear, front-on photo is all it takes.
Name, birthday, and a personality — we write every word.
Sharing is free. The clean 8.5×11 file is $7.99.
Yes — enter their birthday and the cover computes the age line and scales the by-the-numbers stats to twelve months automatically.
It's an instant download, so yes even the night before. The file is letter-size, so a home printer works.
Making covers is always free, so make several with different personalities and buy only the one you like.
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